Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Omar: I Did Not Take PEDs

"I have never used PEDs. Period!" exclaimed an indignant Omar Vizquel at a hastily-arranged news conference in Outlaw Pond. Rumors that a leaked drug test result implicate a prominent Outlaw slugger who was facing a long suspension had reporters all over Outlaw busy speculating. And the speculation naturally focused on Omar the Great.

"These are all vicious lies and innunendo meant to drag a successful player down into the gutter," continued Vizquel. "I have done amazing things in my career and unfortunately there are some in the news business who want to want to bring a great man down. I assure you that time will prove that I am 100% clean!"

Outlaw officials and the NASBL home office had no comment when asked about the rumored positive drug test.

1 comment:

Doug (Springfield Topes) said...

Great article....I always knew a 1e0 at SS wasn't natural