Friday, April 30, 2010

Hudson Doping Scandal?

St Albans Messenger, 30 April 2010

A recent paparazzi photo of Outlaw starting pitcher / hulking homerun hitting behemoth Tim Hudson (1.000 ba / 1.000 oba / 4.000 slg) has sparked rumors of a possible performance enhancing drug scandal.

A simpering left-handed PCM relief pitching informant (cough....danmeyers....cough) who wished to remain unnamed was quoted as saying, "C'mon man. Last year Tim Hudson could barely lift a bat. In fact he DIDN't lift a bat all year long. Or a weight for that matter. I'm telling you, 6 months ago Tim Hudson had smaller biceps than Kate Hudson. Then in the offseason he goes out and puts on what, like 140 pounds of muscle?!? Now he looks like Conan the (expletive deleted) Barbarian, and we're supposed to believe that he mail-ordered a BowFlex!? That Huddie and Mike Greenberg are all of sudden P90X workout buddies?!?"

"That's (excretary expletive deleted) man! P90X makes you the World's Strongest Man just about as much as Dos Equis makes me the World's Most Interesting Man," continued Meyers ....errrr... the chicken (excrement deleted) gopherball artist who gave up Tim Hudson's first career bomb but didn't want his name to get out into the press.


NASBL reporters attempting to reach Mr Hudson for comment were unable to penetrate the flash mob of chicks surrounding Huddie, all attempting to show him who digs the longball the most. They did, however, get some great cell-phone pics, and will soon be starting an NSFW pay website.

Tim Hudson Goes Deep!

Chicks dig the long ball!" proclaimed the Cy Young hurler after blasting a shot way deep over the centerfield fence in a losing effort at Wreckin' So Field.

Outlaw statisticians are scrambling to determine if Hudson has just become the NASBL career homerun leader at his position.

Hudson's agent, Scott Boras, declared that Hudson's contract negotiations would make Ryan Howard's look like child's play. "A guy who can win the Cy Young award and set the league record for homeruns at his position is a once in a lifetime opportunity. This guy's a true six-tool player!" proclaimed Boras.




Strat-O-Matic Report




BOXSCORE: 2010 Pocono Chin Music At 2010 Outlaw Josey Wales 5/4/2010

Chin Music AB R H RBI AVG Josey Wales AB R H RBI AVG
S.Podsednik DH 4 1 0 0 .222 D.Pedroia 2B 4 0 0 0 .381
B.Zobrist 2B 5 2 3 1 .333 E.Andrus SS 3 0 1 0 .133
P.Fielder 1B 3 2 1 0 .333 B-T.Hudson PH 1 1 1 11.000
M.Montero C 5 1 1 1 .333 N.Cruz RF 3 1 1 1 .400
T.Hunter CF 5 0 1 2 .111 C-R.Harden PH 1 0 0 0 .000
A.Cabrera SS 4 1 2 1 .375 M.Ramirez LF 3 0 0 0 .143
M.Byrd LF 5 1 2 1 .222 D-D.Ortiz PH 1 0 0 0 .000
R.Winn RF 5 0 1 1 .333 A.Gonzalez 1B 4 0 0 0 .125
B.Inge 3B 5 0 1 0 .222 R.Ludwick DH 3 0 1 0 .231
M.Napoli C 2 0 0 0 .250
A-J.Saltalamacchia PH 1 0 0 0 .500
L.Valbuena 3B 3 0 1 0 .500
R.Davis CF 3 0 0 0 .250
-- -- -- --- -- -- -- ---
Totals 41 8 12 7 Totals 32 2 5 2

A-Pinch Hit For Napoli In 8th Inning
B-Pinch Hit For Andrus In 9th Inning
C-Pinch Hit For Cruz In 9th Inning
D-Pinch Hit For Ramirez In 9th Inning

Chin Music...... 0 0 1 0 2 0 3 0 2 - 8 12 0
Josey Wales..... 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 - 2 5 2

Chin Music (1-1) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
K.Correia WIN(1-0) 6 2 0 0 0 4 0 0.00 A1 C2
B.Jenks 2 2 1 1 0 3 1 4.50 C3 D1
D.Meyer 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 9.00 D2
Totals 9 5 2 2 0 7 2

Josey Wales (3-2) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
J.Chamberlai LOSS(0-1) 4 2/3 5 3 3 3 2 0 5.79 A1 C5
D.Carrasco 4 1/3 7 5 3 1 1 0 7.11 C6
Totals 9 12 8 6 4 3 0

ATTENDANCE- 39,879 DATE- Monday, May 4th 2010 TIME- Night
T- 2:49
LEFT ON BASE- Chin Music:10 Josey Wales: 3
DOUBLE PLAYS- Chin Music: 0 Josey Wales: 0
ERRORS- L.Valbuena-2
DOUBLES- P.Fielder(1st), M.Montero(1st), T.Hunter(1st), A.Cabrera(1st),
M.Byrd-2(2nd)
TRIPLES- L.Valbuena(1st)
HOME RUNS- T.Hudson(1st), N.Cruz(3rd)
STOLEN BASES- S.Podsednik-2(2nd), B.Zobrist(1st)
WALKS- S.Podsednik, P.Fielder-2, A.Cabrera
STRIKE OUTS- S.Podsednik-2, B.Inge, D.Pedroia-2, N.Cruz, M.Ramirez-2, R.Ludwick,
R.Davis
WILD PITCHES- J.Chamberlain, D.Carrasco
WEB GEMS- Bot 8th: Torii Hunter robbed J. Saltalamacchia of an extra base hit.

Kevin Correia went 6 strong innings at Wreckin' So Field where the Pocono Chin
Music beat the Outlaw Josey Wales by the score of 8 to 2.

Correia(1-0) contributed a very nicely pitched game. He surrendered only 2
hits and no walks in 6 innings. Overall Pocono out-hit Outlaw 12 to 5.

Joba Chamberlain(0-1) was the losing pitcher. He allowed 3 runs and 5 hits in
4 and 2/3 innings.







Thursday, April 29, 2010

Manny's Dramatic Walk-Off Single Lifts Outlaw in Home Opener




Strat-O-Matic Report






BOXSCORE: 2010 Miami Surf At 2010 Outlaw Josey Wales 4/30/2010

Surf AB R H RBI AVG Josey Wales AB R H RBI AVG
D.Jeter SS 4 0 0 0 .000 D.Pedroia 2B 4 0 1 0 .250
B.Abreu RF 3 1 1 0 .333 E.Andrus SS 4 0 0 0 .000
D.Wright 3B 4 0 1 0 .250 M.Napoli C 4 1 1 0 .250
R.Braun LF 4 1 2 0 .500 J.Bay LF 4 0 0 0 .000
C.Lee DH 4 1 2 3 .500 R.Ludwick CF 3 0 1 1 .333
R.Sweeney CF 0 0 0 0 ---- A-R.Davis CF 1 1 1 01.000
B-M.Cameron PH,CF 2 0 1 0 .500 A.Gonzalez 1B 3 1 1 0 .333
J.Lopez 2B 4 0 0 0 .000 M.Ramirez DH 4 0 1 1 .250
J.Loney 1B 4 0 0 0 .000 A.Beltre 3B 3 1 1 2 .333
M.Olivo C 3 0 0 0 .000 N.Cruz RF 3 0 3 01.000
-- -- -- --- -- -- -- ---
Totals 32 3 7 3 Totals 33 4 10 4

A-Subbed Defensively (CF) For Ludwick In 7th Inning
B-Pinch Hit For Sweeney In 7th Inning

Surf............ 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 - 3 7 1
Josey Wales..... 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 - 4 10 0

Surf (0-1) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
J.De La Rosa LOSS(0-1) 8 1/3 10 4 4 0 6 1 4.32 A1
Totals 8 1/3 10 4 4 0 6 1

Josey Wales (1-0) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
J.Peavy 6 1/3 3 3 3 3 6 1 4.26 A1 C5
S.Downs 1 1/3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 C6 D2
M.Lowe WIN(1-0) 1 1/3 2 0 0 0 3 0 0.00 D3
Totals 9 7 3 3 3 9 1

ATTENDANCE- 30,099 DATE- Thursday, April 30th 2010 TIME- Night
T- 2:39
LEFT ON BASE- Surf: 5 Josey Wales: 4
DOUBLE PLAYS- Surf: 1 Josey Wales: 2
ERRORS- J.De La Rosa
DOUBLES- B.Abreu(1st), D.Pedroia(1st), M.Napoli(1st), R.Ludwick(1st),
A.Gonzalez(1st)
HOME RUNS- C.Lee(1st), A.Beltre(1st)
STOLEN BASES- D.Wright(1st), R.Davis(1st)
SACRIFICE HITS- A.Gonzalez
WALKS- B.Abreu, R.Sweeney-2
STRIKE OUTS- D.Jeter, D.Wright-3, R.Braun, C.Lee, M.Cameron, J.Loney, M.Olivo,
E.Andrus, M.Napoli, J.Bay-3, R.Ludwick
GIDP- J.Lopez-2, D.Pedroia
BALKS- J.De La Rosa

In a dramatic ending at Wreckin' So Field the Outlaw Josey Wales won in their
last at-bat beating the Miami Surf by the count of 4 to 3.

The game was won by Outlaw with a run in the bottom of the 9th inning. Rajai
Davis slapped a base-hit. Davis took his lead and swiped second. Adrian
Gonzalez then laid down a sacrifice bunt. Manny Ramirez stepped in and he
laced a one-base hit resulting in an exciting win for Outlaw and a wild
post-game celebration by the home town fans. Outlaw out-hit Miami for the
game, 10 hits to 7.

Mark Lowe(1-0) was the winner allowing no runs in 1 and 1/3 innings. Jorge De
La Rosa(0-1) was charged with the loss. He allowed 10 hits and no walks in 8
and 1/3 innings.








Thursday, April 15, 2010

Knights Blast 5 HR's, 16 Hits But Still Fall to Wales in Knights Field Opener, 13-8

BOXSCORE: 2010 Outlaw Josey Wales At 2010 New York Knights 4/19/2010

Josey Wales AB R H RBI AVG Knights AB R H RBI AVG
D.Pedroia 2B 4 2 2 1 .500 M.Kemp CF 5 2 4 3 .800
E.Andrus SS 5 1 0 0 .000 A.Callaspo 2B 5 2 2 0 .400
N.Cruz RF 3 2 2 4 .667 J.Cantu 1B 5 1 2 1 .400
M.Ramirez LF 4 1 0 1 .000 J.Rivera LF 5 1 2 3 .400
A.Gonzalez 1B 2 1 0 1 .000 M.Young 3B 5 0 2 0 .400
R.Ludwick DH 5 2 3 4 .600 R.Paulino C 3 0 0 0 .000
M.Napoli C 4 3 2 2 .500 C.Guzman SS 4 1 3 0 .750
A.Beltre 3B 5 0 0 0 .000 L.Scott DH 4 0 0 0 .000
R.Davis CF 4 1 1 0 .250 G.Sheffield RF 4 1 1 1 .250
-- -- -- --- -- -- -- ---
Totals 36 13 10 13 Totals 40 8 16 8


Josey Wales..... 7 0 1 0 0 0 0 3 2 - 13 10 0
Knights......... 1 0 3 3 0 0 0 1 0 - 8 16 1

Josey Wales (1-0) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
S.Kazmir 4 12 7 7 0 4 4 15.75 A1 C5
J.Carlson WIN(1-0) 3 2 0 0 1 1 0 0.00 C6 D7
J.Soria 2 2 1 1 0 3 1 4.50 D8
Totals 9 16 8 8 1 8 5

Knights (0-1) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
G.Floyd LOSS(0-1) 0 2 6 6 3 0 1 ---- A1 A6
T.Clippard 2 2/3 3 2 2 3 2 2 6.75 A7 C1
P.Coke 3 1/3 0 0 0 0 5 0 0.00 C2 D2
O.Dotel 0 1/3 1 0 0 2 0 0 0.00 D3 D5
C.Qualls 1 2/3 3 4 3 1 4 1 16.20 D6 E6
T.Byrdak 0 2/3 1 1 1 2 2 0 13.50 E7 F3
D.Oliver 0 1/3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 F4
Totals 9 10 13 12 11 13 4

ATTENDANCE- 40,010 DATE- TIME- Day
T- 3:09
LEFT ON BASE- Josey Wales: 9 Knights: 6
DOUBLE PLAYS- Josey Wales: 2 Knights: 1
ERRORS- C.Guzman
DOUBLES- C.Guzman(1st)
HOME RUNS- N.Cruz(1st), R.Ludwick(1st), M.Napoli-2(2nd), M.Kemp-2(2nd),
J.Cantu(1st), J.Rivera(1st), G.Sheffield(1st)
STOLEN BASES- D.Pedroia(1st)
CAUGHT STEALING- N.Cruz, M.Kemp
WALKS- D.Pedroia-2, E.Andrus, N.Cruz-3, M.Ramirez, A.Gonzalez-3, R.Davis,
R.Paulino
HIT BY PITCH- M.Ramirez, M.Napoli
STRIKE OUTS- E.Andrus-3, M.Ramirez, A.Gonzalez, R.Ludwick, M.Napoli-2,
A.Beltre-4, R.Davis, J.Rivera-3, M.Young, L.Scott-3, G.Sheffield
GIDP- M.Ramirez, A.Callaspo, L.Scott
WILD PITCHES- S.Kazmir, P.Coke
WEB GEMS- Top 3rd: Cristian Guzman robbed Rajai Davis of a base hit.
Top 4th: Matt Kemp robbed Manny Ramirez of a Homerun!

The Outlaw Josey Wales had very little trouble at Knights Field downing the
New York Knights. The score was 13 to 8.Although they lost, New York did
out-hit Outlaw 16 to 10.

Jesse Carlson(1-0) allowed no runs in 3 innings, and picked up the victory.
Gavin Floyd(0-1) was the loser. He gave up 6 runs and 2 hits without
retiring a batter.

SCORESHEET: 2010 Outlaw Josey Wales at 2010 New York Knights
D.Pedroi-A1 A1:Si B1:Si C1:W>b1 D1:G/53 E1:E/6>13 F1:W>3# 2
b2 3 12 b1

E.Andrus-A1 A2:SB>12 B2:F/8 C2:WP>12 D2:F/8 E2:K F2:K
W>b1 K

N.Cruz-A1 A3:W>23 1 *2*:W>b1 *4*:G/53 *7*:Si E3:HR>3# F3:W>3# 2
2 b1 2# b# 3 12 b1

M.Ramire-A1 A4:HBP>3# B4:G-DP/1 C4:F/8 D4:CS/24> E4:K F4:G/63
23 12 63>1o 1o W>b1

A.Gonzal-A1 A5:W>3# 2 B5:W>b1 C5:K D5:W>12 b E5:F/7
3 12 b1 1

R.Ludwic-A1 A6:HR>3# B6:G/63 *5*:K D6:Si>23 *9*:Si
2# 1# b# 12

M.Napoli-A1 A7:HR>b# *3*:HR>b# C7:K D7:K E7:HBP>12


A.Beltre-A1 A8:G/13 B8:K C8:K D8:K E8:K


R.Davis-A1 A9:K B9:G/63 *6*:F/9 *8*:W>b1 E9:Si>23
12


M.Kemp-A1 A1:Si B1:HR>b# C1:HR>1# *6*:G/53 E1:Si
b#

A.Callas-A1 A2:G-DP/3 B2:Si C2:Si D2:P/6 E2:CS/26>
63>1o 1o G/63

J.Cantu-A1 A3:HR>b# B3:FO/2 C3:Si>13 D3:G/63 *9*:L/5


J.Rivera-A1 A4:K B4:HR>1# C4:Si>3# *7*:K E4:K
b# 12

M.Young-A1 *2*:G/63 B5:Si C5:P/6 D5:Si E5:K


R.Paulin-A1 A6:G/63 B6:F/9 *5*:W>b1 D6:P/6


C.Guzman-A1 A7:Do *4*:Si C7:Si>12 D7:F/7


L.Scott-A1 A8:WP>23 B8:K C8:G-DP/1 *8*:K
K 63>23 1o

G.Sheffi-A1 *3*:G/43 B9:K C9:L/6 D9:HR>b#





*** TOP OF INNING 1 ***
0 D.Pedroia 1-10 15 0 Single b-1
0 1 0 Stolen Base 1-2
0 2 E.Andrus 4- 7 0 Walk b-1
0 12 N.Cruz 2- 7 0 Walk 2-3 1-2 b-1
0 123 M.Ramirez 2-11 0 HBP 3-H 2-3 1-2 b-1
0 123 A.Gonzalez 3- 9 0 Walk 3-H 2-3 1-2 b-1
0 123 R.Ludwick 1- 2 3 0 Home Run 3-H 2-H 1-H b-H
SUBSTITUTE P - Tyler Clippard
0 M.Napoli 1-11 4 0 Home Run b-H
0 A.Beltre 5- 3 0 Ground Out b-0
1 R.Davis 3- 4 0 Strike Out b-0
2 D.Pedroia 1- 5 0 Single b-1
2 1 E.Andrus 6- 4 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 1 ***
0 M.Kemp 1-10 2 0 Single b-1
0 1 A.Callaspo 4-12 0 Ground Out Double Play 1-o b-0
2 J.Cantu 5- 9 2 0 Home Run b-H
2 J.Rivera 5- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 2 ***
0 N.Cruz 5-11 0 Walk b-1
0 1 M.Ramirez 3- 4 0 Ground Out Double Play 1-o b-0
2 A.Gonzalez 3- 6 0 Walk b-1
2 1 R.Ludwick 3- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 2 ***
0 M.Young 4-11 0 Ground Out b-0
1 R.Paulino 3- 7 0 Ground Out b-0
2 C.Guzman 3- 6 6 0 Double b-2
2 2 L.Scott 0 Wild Pitch 2-3
2 3 L.Scott 5- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 3 ***
0 M.Napoli 4- 5 0 Home Run b-H
0 A.Beltre 6- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
1 R.Davis 6-10 0 Ground Out b-0
2 D.Pedroia 5- 9 0 Walk b-1
SUBSTITUTE P - Phil Coke
2 1 E.Andrus 4- 4 0 Wild Pitch 1-2
2 2 E.Andrus 4- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 3 ***
0 G.Sheffield 2-12 0 Ground Out b-0
1 M.Kemp 2- 3 2 0 Home Run b-H
1 A.Callaspo 1- 6 0 Single b-1
1 1 J.Cantu 3-11 0 Foul Out b-0
2 1 J.Rivera 3- 6 0 Home Run 1-H b-H
2 M.Young 4-10 9 0 Single b-1
2 1 R.Paulino 6- 6 0 Fly Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 4 ***
0 N.Cruz 5- 5 0 Ground Out b-0
1 M.Ramirez 1-10 16 0 Fly Out b-0
2 A.Gonzalez 4- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 4 ***
0 C.Guzman 2- 5 0 Single b-1
0 1 L.Scott 3- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
1 1 G.Sheffield 5- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
2 1 M.Kemp 5- 9 3 0 Home Run 1-H b-H
2 A.Callaspo 3- 2 0 Single b-1
2 1 J.Cantu 1- 6 0 Single 1-3 b-1
2 1 3 J.Rivera 1- 7 0 Single 3-H 1-2 b-1
2 12 M.Young 1- 8 0 Pop Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 5 ***
0 R.Ludwick 3- 8 0 Strike Out b-0
1 M.Napoli 2- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
2 A.Beltre 1- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 5 ***
SUBSTITUTE P - Jesse Carlson
0 R.Paulino 2-12 0 Walk b-1
0 1 C.Guzman 2- 6 14 0 Single 1-2 b-1
0 12 L.Scott 2- 4 0 Ground Out Double Play 2-3 1-o b-0
2 3 G.Sheffield 6- 6 0 Line Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 6 ***
0 R.Davis 5- 6 0 Fly Out b-0
1 D.Pedroia 6- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
2 E.Andrus 6-11 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 6 ***
0 M.Kemp 4- 8 20 0 Ground Out b-0
1 A.Callaspo 3-10 0 Pop Out b-0
2 J.Cantu 6-11 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 7 ***
SUBSTITUTE P - Octavio Dotel
0 N.Cruz 5- 3 0 Single b-1
0 1 0 Caught Stealing 1-o
1 M.Ramirez 6- 7 0 Walk b-1
1 1 A.Gonzalez 3- 6 0 Walk 1-2 b-1
SUBSTITUTE P - Chad Qualls
1 12 R.Ludwick 1- 4 3 0 Single 2-3 1-2 b-1
1 123 M.Napoli 2- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
2 123 A.Beltre 4- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 7 ***
0 J.Rivera 5- 8 0 Strike Out b-0
1 M.Young 5-11 10 0 Single b-1
1 1 R.Paulino 6- 8 0 Pop Out b-0
2 1 C.Guzman 2-10 0 Fly Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 8 ***
0 R.Davis 1- 2 0 Walk b-1
0 1 D.Pedroia 6- 4 0 2 Base Error - SS 1-3 b-2
0 23 E.Andrus 4- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
1 23 N.Cruz 2-12 9 0 Home Run 3-H 2-H b-H
1 M.Ramirez 2- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
2 A.Gonzalez 2- 4 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 8 ***
SUBSTITUTE P - Joakim Soria
0 L.Scott 4- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
1 G.Sheffield 6- 5 2 0 Home Run b-H
1 M.Kemp 3- 3 4 0 Single b-1
1 1 0 Caught Stealing 1-o
2 A.Callaspo 3- 7 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 9 ***
0 R.Ludwick 6- 7 0 Single b-1
SUBSTITUTE P - Tim Byrdak
0 1 M.Napoli 3-11 0 HBP 1-2 b-1
0 12 A.Beltre 2- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
1 12 R.Davis 1- 6 0 Single 2-3 1-2 b-1
1 123 D.Pedroia 6- 7 0 Walk 3-H 2-3 1-2 b-1
1 123 E.Andrus 3- 8 0 Strike Out b-0
2 123 N.Cruz 6- 8 0 Walk 3-H 2-3 1-2 b-1
SUBSTITUTE P - Darren Oliver
2 123 M.Ramirez 1- 7 0 Ground Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 9 ***
0 J.Cantu 3- 2 0 Line Out b-0
1 J.Rivera 4- 8 0 Strike Out b-0
2 M.Young 4- 6 0 Strike Out b-0

Sunday, April 11, 2010

2 of a kind for Godzilla beats 4 pair by Cantu




Former New York Knight Hideki Matsui brought his new team from behind with a 7th inning grand slam, his 2nd HR of the game.

The hometown Cannibals triumphed despite a rough outing by 2nd year man Jonathan Sanchez (4 er in 4-1/3 ip).

Knight 1b Jorge Cantu was, as they say, unconscious. He went 5 for 5 with 4 doubles, 2 runs scored, and 2 rbi.


Strat-O-Matic Report






BOXSCORE: 2010 New York Knights At 2010 Lake Champlain Cannibals 5/30/2010
2 of a kind for Godzilla beats 4 pair by Cantu

Knights AB R H RBI AVG Cannibals AB R H RBI AVG
M.Kemp CF 3 2 1 0 .327 L.Milledge RF,CF 2 1 0 0 .346
A.Callaspo 2B 3 1 0 1 .320 A-J.Drew PH,RF 0 1 0 0 .255
J.Cantu 1B 5 2 5 2 .571 C.Young CF,RF 2 1 0 0 .209
J.Rivera LF 5 0 1 1 .231 B-N.Johnson PH,1B 1 1 1 0 .307
M.Young 3B 5 0 0 0 .250 P.Konerko 1B 3 2 1 3 .294
R.Paulino C 4 0 1 0 .182 C-C.Granderson CF 0 0 0 0 .392
C.Guzman SS 4 0 1 2 .333 H.Matsui DH 4 2 2 6 .257
L.Scott DH 4 0 2 0 .250 T.Tulowitzki SS 3 0 1 0 .324
G.Sheffield RF 4 1 2 0 .133 H.Blanco C 3 0 0 0 .188
D-B.McCann PH,C 1 0 0 0 .301
R.Zimmerman 3B 4 1 1 1 .298
K.Johnson 2B 4 1 2 0 .375
J.Pierre LF 4 0 1 0 .338
-- -- -- --- -- -- -- ---
Totals 37 6 13 6 Totals 31 10 9 10

A-Pinch Hit For Milledge In 7th Inning
B-Pinch Hit For Young In 7th Inning
C-Subbed Defensively (CF) For Konerko In 8th Inning
D-Pinch Hit For Blanco In 8th Inning

Knights......... 0 0 0 2 2 0 2 0 0 - 6 13 0
Cannibals....... 3 0 0 0 0 2 4 1 - 10 9 1

Knights (4-9) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
J.Saunders 6 6 6 6 4 4 2 4.50 A1 C8
J.Affeldt L(0-2) BS(1st) 0 2/3 2 3 3 1 2 1 12.00 C9 D4
C.Qualls 1 1/3 1 1 1 0 1 1 2.70 D5
Totals 8 9 10 10 5 7 4

Cannibals (18-12) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
J.Sanchez 4 1/3 7 4 4 3 4 0 4.14 A1 C3
A.Aceves WIN(2-2) 3 5 2 2 0 1 0 4.38 C4 D8
J.Frasor HOLD(2nd) 0 2/3 0 0 0 0 0 0 2.84 D9 E1
M.Wuertz 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 4.35 E2
Totals 9 13 6 6 3 6 0

ATTENDANCE- 45,609 DATE- Saturday, May 30th 2010 TIME- Night
T- 3:05
LEFT ON BASE- Knights: 8 Cannibals: 2
DOUBLE PLAYS- Knights: 1 Cannibals: 0
ERRORS- B.McCann
DOUBLES- J.Cantu-4(5th), K.Johnson(4th)
TRIPLES- M.Kemp(2nd), J.Rivera(1st)
HOME RUNS- P.Konerko(4th), H.Matsui-2(8th), R.Zimmerman(6th)
CAUGHT STEALING- M.Kemp, J.Pierre
SACRIFICE FLIES- A.Callaspo
WALKS- M.Kemp-2, A.Callaspo, L.Milledge, J.Drew, C.Young, P.Konerko,
T.Tulowitzki
STRIKE OUTS- A.Callaspo, M.Young-3, R.Paulino, L.Scott, P.Konerko, T.Tulowitzki,
H.Blanco, K.Johnson-2, J.Pierre-2
GIDP- R.Zimmerman
WEB GEMS- Top 8th: Nick Johnson robbed Matt Kemp of a base hit.

Hideki Matsui blasted 2 homeruns as the Lake Champlain Cannibals defeated the
New York Knights by the score of 10 to 6 at Creutzfeldt-Jakob's.

It seemed that New York pitching was serving up softballs for Matsui to hit.
He bombed a two-run dinger in the 6th inning and cleared the bases with a
Grand Slam homerun in the 7th inning. It was roller coaster of a game as the
lead change hands 5 times.

The victory went to Alfredo Aceves(2-2) who went 3 innings, allowing 2 runs.
Jeremy Affeldt(0-2) was given the loss in relief. Lake Champlain now has a
record of 18-12. Still in a bad slump, with this loss, New York is 0-10
lately and 4-9, worst in the division on the year.

*** TOP OF INNING 1 ***
0 M.Kemp 6- 6 0 Walk b-1
0 1 A.Callaspo 4- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
SUBSTITUTE CF- Lastings Milledge
SUBSTITUTE RF- Chris Young
1 1 0 Caught Stealing 1-o
2 J.Cantu 6- 9 14 0 Double b-2
2 2 J.Rivera 1- 8 0 Ground Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 1 ***
0 L.Milledge 6-10 0 Walk b-1
0 1 C.Young 6- 9 0 Walk 1-2 b-1
0 12 P.Konerko 1- 8 9 0 Home Run 2-H 1-H b-H
0 H.Matsui 4- 9 0 Ground Out b-0
1 T.Tulowitzk 1- 8 0 Walk b-1
1 1 H.Blanco 6- 3 20 0 Fly Out b-0
2 1 R.Zimmerman 5- 9 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 2 ***
0 M.Young 4- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
1 R.Paulino 2- 7 0 Ground Out b-0
2 C.Guzman 1- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 2 ***
0 K.Johnson 2- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
1 J.Pierre 5- 5 0 Single b-1
1 1 0 Caught Stealing 1-o
2 L.Milledge 5- 9 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 3 ***
0 L.Scott 1- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
1 G.Sheffield 3- 4 5 0 Single b-1
1 1 Pickoff 1-o
2 M.Kemp 3- 7 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 3 ***
0 C.Young 5- 7 0 Ground Out b-0
1 P.Konerko 5-10 0 Ground Out b-0
2 H.Matsui 3- 8 0 Pop Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 4 ***
0 A.Callaspo 4- 8 0 Walk b-1
0 1 J.Cantu 2- 8 0 Single 1-2 b-1
0 12 J.Rivera 5- 7 3 0 Line Out b-0
1 12 M.Young 4- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
2 12 R.Paulino 1-10 3 0 Single 2-3 1-2 b-1
2 123 C.Guzman 3- 5 8 0 Single 3-H 2-H 1-2 b-1
2 12 L.Scott 4- 6 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 4 ***
0 T.Tulowitzk 4- 6 20 0 Single b-1
0 1 H.Blanco 1-10 0 Strike Out b-0
1 1 R.Zimmerman 4- 8 0 Ground Out Double Play 1-o b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 5 ***
0 G.Sheffield 1- 7 18 0 Single b-1
0 1 M.Kemp 1- 9 0 Walk 1-2 b-1
0 12 A.Callaspo 3-11 0 Ground Out 2-3 1-2 b-0
1 23 J.Cantu 5- 4 0 Double 3-H 2-H b-2
SUBSTITUTE P - Alfredo Aceves
1 2 J.Rivera 2- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
2 2 M.Young 5-10 19 0 Pop Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 5 ***
0 K.Johnson 1- 4 1 0 Single b-1
0 1 J.Pierre 6- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
1 1 L.Milledge 4- 9 0 Force Play 1-o b-1
2 1 C.Young 1- 4 0 Fly Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 6 ***
0 R.Paulino 6- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
1 C.Guzman 5- 9 0 Fly Out b-0
2 L.Scott 5- 7 7 0 Single b-1
2 1 G.Sheffield 5- 8 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 6 ***
0 P.Konerko 3- 7 0 Walk b-1
0 1 H.Matsui 3-10 0 Home Run 1-H b-H
0 T.Tulowitzk 3- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
1 H.Blanco 5- 8 0 Ground Out b-0
2 R.Zimmerman 4- 8 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 7 ***
0 M.Kemp 2- 4 20 0 Triple b-3
0 3 A.Callaspo 3- 4 0 Sac Fly 3-H b-0
1 J.Cantu 6- 9 18 0 Double b-2
1 2 J.Rivera 6-10 0 Triple 2-H b-3
1 3 M.Young 2- 5 0 Ground Out b-0
2 3 R.Paulino 5- 6 0 Pop Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 7 ***
0 K.Johnson 3- 7 1 0 Double b-2
SUBSTITUTE P - Jeremy Affeldt
0 2 J.Pierre 5- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
SUBSTITUTE PH- J.D. Drew
1 2 J.Drew 3- 6 0 Walk b-1
SUBSTITUTE PH- Nick Johnson
1 12 N.Johnson 5- 8 0 Single 2-3 1-2 b-1
1 123 P.Konerko 2- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
2 123 H.Matsui 3-10 0 Home Run 3-H 2-H 1-H b-H
SUBSTITUTE P - Chad Qualls
2 T.Tulowitzk 2-11 18 0 Fly Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 8 ***
SUBSTITUTE RF- J.D. Drew
SUBSTITUTE 1B- Nick Johnson
SUBSTITUTE CF- Curtis Granderson
0 C.Guzman 6-10 0 Fly Out b-0
1 L.Scott 6- 8 13 0 Single b-1
SUBSTITUTE P - Jason Frasor
1 1 G.Sheffield 3- 7 0 Fly Out b-0
2 1 M.Kemp 5-12 0 Ground Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 8 ***
SUBSTITUTE PH- Brian McCann
0 B.McCann 6- 8 0 Fly Out b-0
1 R.Zimmerman 5- 3 4 0 Home Run b-H
1 K.Johnson 1- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
2 J.Pierre 4- 6 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 9 ***
SUBSTITUTE C - Brian McCann
SUBSTITUTE P - Mike Wuertz
0 A.Callaspo 2- 8 0 Fly Out b-0
1 J.Cantu 6- 5 14 0 Double b-2
1 2 J.Rivera 5- 4 0 Error On Foul Popup - C
1 2 J.Rivera 4- 4 15 0 Fly Out b-0
2 2 M.Young 4-12 0 Strike Out b-0








Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Rookie Andrus tallies 5 hits in OJW win!




Strat-O-Matic Report






BOXSCORE: 2010 Outlaw Josey Wales At 2010 Lake Champlain Cannibals 5/7/2010
Rookie Andrus tallies 5 hits in OJW win!

Josey Wales AB R H RBI AVG Cannibals AB R H RBI AVG
D.Pedroia 2B 5 3 3 1 .298 L.Castillo 2B 4 0 0 1 .083
E.Andrus SS 6 1 5 2 .293 N.Johnson 1B 1 0 0 0 .300
N.Cruz RF 6 0 1 0 .238 A-P.Konerko PH,1B 2 1 1 1 .368
M.Ramirez LF 4 2 2 3 .205 G.Jones DH 2 0 1 0 .429
A.Gonzalez 1B 3 2 1 1 .194 B-L.Milledge PH 2 0 0 0 .625
R.Ludwick DH 4 2 2 2 .308 C.Granderson CF 5 0 1 0 .393
M.Napoli C 5 1 2 3 .239 J.Drew RF 3 0 0 0 .273
A.Beltre 3B 4 0 0 0 .225 C-C.Young PH,RF 2 0 0 0 .235
R.Davis CF 5 1 1 0 .231 B.McCann C 3 2 2 0 .222
J.Pierre LF 4 0 1 0 .375
E.Cabrera SS 3 0 2 1 .286
R.Zimmerman 3B 4 0 1 0 .333
-- -- -- --- -- -- -- ---
Totals 42 12 17 12 Totals 35 3 9 3

A-Pinch Hit For Johnson In 7th Inning
B-Pinch Hit For Jones In 7th Inning
C-Pinch Hit For Drew In 8th Inning

Josey Wales..... 1 0 1 3 0 2 3 1 1 - 12 17 0
Cannibals....... 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 - 3 9 1

Josey Wales (4-7) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
R.Dempster WIN(1-1) 5 1/3 6 1 1 4 6 0 1.89 A1 C8
G.Balfour 2 1/3 3 2 2 1 3 1 4.91 C9 D9
D.Carrasco 1 1/3 0 0 0 1 3 0 4.82 E1
Totals 9 9 3 3 6 12 1

Cannibals (7-3) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
E.Jackson LOSS(1-1) 6 2/3 11 9 8 1 6 4 5.17 A1 D5
G.Gonzalez 2 1/3 6 3 3 4 1 0 9.00 D6
Totals 9 17 12 11 5 7 4

ATTENDANCE- 43,177 DATE- Thursday, May 7th 2010 TIME- Day
T- 3:51
LEFT ON BASE- Josey Wales: 9 Cannibals:11
DOUBLE PLAYS- Josey Wales: 1 Cannibals: 0
ERRORS- R.Zimmerman
DOUBLES- D.Pedroia(3rd), E.Andrus(2nd), M.Ramirez(4th), A.Gonzalez(3rd),
M.Napoli(6th), B.McCann(1st)
HOME RUNS- D.Pedroia(2nd), M.Ramirez(1st), R.Ludwick(1st), M.Napoli(2nd),
P.Konerko(1st)
STOLEN BASES- E.Andrus-2(4th), B.McCann(1st), J.Pierre(2nd), E.Cabrera(1st)
CAUGHT STEALING- E.Andrus
SACRIFICE FLIES- M.Ramirez
WALKS- D.Pedroia, A.Gonzalez-2, R.Ludwick, A.Beltre, L.Castillo, N.Johnson-2,
G.Jones, B.McCann, E.Cabrera
STRIKE OUTS- E.Andrus, N.Cruz-3, M.Ramirez, R.Ludwick, R.Davis, L.Castillo,
N.Johnson, L.Milledge, C.Granderson-2, J.Drew, C.Young-2, B.McCann,
J.Pierre, R.Zimmerman-2
GIDP- R.Zimmerman
PASSED BALLS- B.McCann

The Outlaw Josey Wales enjoyed a blow-out, pounding the Lake Champlain
Cannibals pitchers for 12 while Ryan Dempster(1-1)with support from the
bullpen surrendered 3 runs to Lake Champlain.

Lake Champlain was unable to claim the lead after Outlaw went ahead in the 3rd
inning scoring a single run using 2 hits. After an out was recorded, Dustin
Pedroia doubled. Edwin Jackson then fired a sharp breaking ball that
appeared to cross-up the catcher. In any event, it got by him and was ruled
a passed ball. Elvis Andrus then stroked a single. The Outlaw offense was
great, scoring in 7 of the 9 innings.

Jackson(1-1) was charged with the loss. He served up 4 homeruns in his 6 and
2/3 innings. 'Ahhh, how sweet it is,' Mark Hildebrant sighed. 'That win
feels like a tall, cool drink of water after spending far too much time in
the desert lately.'

*** TOP OF INNING 1 ***
0 D.Pedroia 4- 9 0 Home Run b-H
0 E.Andrus 4- 8 0 Double b-2
0 2 N.Cruz 2- 3 0 Strike Out b-0
1 2 M.Ramirez 5-10 0 Ground Out b-0
2 2 A.Gonzalez 6- 6 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 1 ***
0 L.Castillo 1- 7 0 Fly Out b-0
1 N.Johnson 1- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
2 G.Jones 4- 6 0 Walk b-1
2 1 C.Granderso 2- 7 14 0 Fly Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 2 ***
0 R.Ludwick 3- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
1 M.Napoli 4- 6 0 Ground Out b-0
2 A.Beltre 5- 6 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 2 ***
0 J.Drew 2-10 0 Ground Out b-0
1 B.McCann 5- 7 17 0 Single b-1
1 1 0 Stolen Base 1-2
1 2 J.Pierre 2- 8 0 Ground Out b-0
2 2 E.Cabrera 2- 7 5 0 Single 2-H b-1
2 1 0 Stolen Base 1-2
2 2 R.Zimmerman 1- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 3 ***
0 R.Davis 6- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
1 D.Pedroia 1- 9 0 Double b-2
1 2 E.Andrus 0 Passed Ball 2-3
1 3 E.Andrus 3-12 0 Single 3-H b-1
1 1 0 Caught Stealing 1-o
2 N.Cruz 3- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 3 ***
0 L.Castillo 4- 8 0 Strike Out b-0
1 N.Johnson 2- 7 0 Walk b-1
1 1 G.Jones 2- 7 0 Fly Out b-0
2 1 C.Granderso 2- 4 0 Single 1-2 b-1
2 12 J.Drew 4- 8 0 Strike Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 4 ***
0 M.Ramirez 4- 8 0 Double b-2
0 2 A.Gonzalez 4- 9 10 0 Double 2-H b-2
0 2 R.Ludwick 4-11 4 0 Home Run 2-H b-H
0 M.Napoli 6-10 19 0 Ground Out b-0
1 A.Beltre 4-11 16 0 Fly Out b-0
2 R.Davis 5- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 4 ***
0 B.McCann 1- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
1 J.Pierre 4- 3 0 Fly Out b-0
2 E.Cabrera 4- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 5 ***
0 D.Pedroia 6-10 17 0 Ground Out b-0
1 E.Andrus 1- 9 0 Single b-1
1 1 0 Stolen Base 1-2
1 2 N.Cruz 4- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
2 2 M.Ramirez 5- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 5 ***
0 R.Zimmerman 3- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
1 L.Castillo 2- 9 0 Fly Out b-0
2 N.Johnson 2- 7 0 Walk b-1
2 1 G.Jones 1- 6 17 0 Single 1-2 b-1
2 12 C.Granderso 3- 6 0 Pop Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 6 ***
0 A.Gonzalez 4-12 0 Walk b-1
0 1 R.Ludwick 6- 6 0 Fly Out b-0
1 1 M.Napoli 4- 9 0 Home Run 1-H b-H
1 A.Beltre 3-12 0 Line Out b-0
2 R.Davis 6- 4 0 2 Base Error - 3B b-2
2 2 D.Pedroia 6- 6 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 6 ***
0 J.Drew 4- 3 0 Fly Out b-0
1 B.McCann 2- 5 0 Double b-2
1 2 J.Pierre 5- 7 19 0 Single 2-3 b-1
1 1 3 0 Stolen Base 1-2
1 23 E.Cabrera 4- 6 0 Walk b-1
SUBSTITUTE P - Grant Balfour
1 123 R.Zimmerman 6-12 0 Ground Out Double Play 1-o b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 7 ***
0 E.Andrus 2- 7 9 0 Single b-1
0 1 0 Stolen Base 1-2
0 2 N.Cruz 2- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
1 2 M.Ramirez 1- 8 5 0 Home Run 2-H b-H
1 A.Gonzalez 2- 6 0 Ground Out b-0
SUBSTITUTE P - Gio Gonzalez
2 R.Ludwick 1- 2 1 0 Single b-1
2 1 M.Napoli 6- 7 2 0 Double 1-H b-2
2 2 A.Beltre 4- 7 0 Walk b-1
2 12 R.Davis 2- 6 0 Ground Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 7 ***
0 L.Castillo 1- 4 0 Fly Out b-0
SUBSTITUTE PH- Paul Konerko
1 P.Konerko 1-11 2 0 Home Run b-H
SUBSTITUTE PH- Lastings Milledge
1 L.Milledge 4-11 0 Ground Out b-0
2 C.Granderso 6- 3 0 Strike Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 8 ***
SUBSTITUTE 1B- Paul Konerko
0 D.Pedroia 1- 3 0 Single b-1
0 1 E.Andrus 6- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
1 1 N.Cruz 2-11 0 Single 1-3 b-2
1 23 M.Ramirez 1-10 13 0 Sac Fly 3-H b-0
2 2 A.Gonzalez 0 Int Walk b-1
2 12 R.Ludwick 4- 7 0 Walk 2-3 1-2 b-1
2 123 M.Napoli 2- 5 0 Pop Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 8 ***
SUBSTITUTE PH- Chris Young
0 C.Young 5- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
1 B.McCann 5- 7 0 Walk b-1
1 1 J.Pierre 4- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
2 1 E.Cabrera 3-11 4 0 Single 1-2 b-1
2 12 R.Zimmerman 1- 3 16 0 Single 2-3 1-2 b-1
SUBSTITUTE P - D.J. Carrasco
2 123 L.Castillo 3- 7 0 Walk 3-H 2-3 1-2 b-1
2 123 P.Konerko 4- 4 0 Fly Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 9 ***
SUBSTITUTE RF- Chris Young
0 A.Beltre 1- 7 0 Ground Out b-0
1 R.Davis 6-10 3 0 Single b-1
1 1 D.Pedroia 2- 6 0 Walk 1-2 b-1
1 12 E.Andrus 5- 6 8 0 Single 2-H 1-o b-2
2 2 N.Cruz 3- 5 12 0 Line Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 9 ***
0 L.Milledge 2- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
1 C.Granderso 4- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
2 C.Young 1- 9 0 Strike Out b-0








CHOWS SWEEP PCM




Strat-O-Matic Report






BOXSCORE: 2010 Illinois Chow Chows At 2010 Pocono Chin Music 4/18/2010

Chow Chows AB R H RBI AVG Chin Music AB R H RBI AVG
T.Helton 1B 5 2 2 2 .154 S.Podsednik DH 6 0 0 0 .071
M.Prado 2B 4 1 2 0 .500 J.Carroll 2B 4 1 2 0 .500
R.Raburn RF 4 1 1 0 .250 P.Fielder 1B 4 1 2 1 .250
B-K.Fukudome RF 0 0 0 0 .000 M.Montero C 4 1 0 0 .182
J.Willingham LF 4 2 2 5 .500 A.Cabrera SS 4 1 1 0 .250
J.Gomes DH 5 0 0 0 .000 M.Byrd CF 5 2 2 1 .333
G.Beckham 3B 3 1 0 0 .000 M.Derosa LF 4 1 2 3 .500
H.Ramirez SS 4 0 2 1 .500 C-B.Zobrist PH 1 1 1 0 .250
K.Suzuki C 3 1 2 1 .400 R.Winn RF 2 0 1 0 .125
M.Bourn CF 4 1 1 0 .273 A-M.Diaz PH,RF 0 0 0 0 ----
D-P.Janish PH 0 0 0 0 .000
B.Inge 3B 2 0 1 1 .125
E-T.Hunter PH 1 0 0 1 .250
-- -- -- --- -- -- -- ---
Totals 36 9 12 9 Totals 37 8 12 7

A-Pinch Hit For Winn In 7th Inning
B-Subbed Defensively (RF) For Raburn In 9th Inning
C-Pinch Hit For Derosa In 9th Inning
D-Pinch Hit For Diaz In 9th Inning
E-Pinch Hit For Inge In 9th Inning

Chow Chows...... 0 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 0 - 9 12 0
Chin Music...... 0 0 4 1 0 0 2 0 1 - 8 12 0

Chow Chows (3-0) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
C.Zambrano 2 1/3 6 4 4 2 1 0 15.43 A1 B6
P.Moylan WIN(1-0) 2 2/3 2 1 1 2 1 1 3.38 B7 C9
J.Grabow 1 1/3 2 2 2 1 0 0 13.50 D1 D7
F.Cordero HOLD(1st) 0 2/3 0 0 0 2 0 0 0.00 D8 E2
J.Nathan SAVE(2nd) 2 2 1 1 0 4 0 3.00 E3
Totals 9 12 8 8 7 6 1

Chin Music (0-3) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
B.Zito LOSS(0-1) 5 9 9 9 4 5 1 16.20 A1 D1
B.Jenks 1 2/3 3 0 0 0 1 0 0.00 D2 D8
A.Miller 0 1/3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 D9 D8
B.Ziegler 2 0 0 0 0 3 0 0.00 D9
Totals 9 12 9 9 4 9 1

ATTENDANCE- 40,274 DATE- Saturday, April 18th 2010 TIME- Night
T- 3:03
LEFT ON BASE- Chow Chows: 5 Chin Music:11
DOUBLE PLAYS- Chow Chows: 0 Chin Music: 1
DOUBLES- M.Prado(1st), J.Willingham(1st), M.Byrd(2nd), M.Derosa(1st)
HOME RUNS- J.Willingham(1st), P.Fielder(1st)
STOLEN BASES- J.Willingham(1st), M.Bourn(1st), M.Derosa(1st), B.Zobrist(1st)
CAUGHT STEALING- R.Raburn
SACRIFICE HITS- P.Janish
SACRIFICE FLIES- B.Inge
WALKS- M.Prado, R.Raburn, J.Willingham, K.Suzuki, J.Carroll, P.Fielder,
M.Montero, A.Cabrera, R.Winn, M.Diaz, B.Inge
HIT BY PITCH- G.Beckham
STRIKE OUTS- M.Prado-2, R.Raburn-2, J.Gomes, G.Beckham, M.Bourn-3, S.Podsednik,
J.Carroll, P.Fielder-2, M.Montero, M.Byrd
GIDP- R.Raburn
WILD PITCHES- C.Zambrano, F.Cordero

Left fielder Josh Willingham added four ribbies to his seasonal total with one
swing of the bat at Thunderdome where the Illinois Chow Chows beat the Pocono
Chin Music 9 to 8.

Willingham was a thorn in the side of the hometown fans as he enjoyed a fine
day at their team's expense. He depressed the partisan hometown fans with a
grand slam home run in the 5th inning and doubled which plated a run in the
6th inning. Pocono made it exciting in the 9th, but they were unable to push
the needed runs across.

The win was credited to Peter Moylan(1-0) who went 2 and 2/3 innings allowing
1 run. Moylan was helped out by Joe Nathan who recorded his 2nd save. Barry
Zito(0-1) was charged with the loss. He got hit pretty hard, allowing 9 hits
and 4 walks in 5 innings.









Tuesday, April 6, 2010

CARP QUIETS MUSIC




Strat-O-Matic Report






BOXSCORE: 2010 Illinois Chow Chows At 2010 Pocono Chin Music 4/17/2010

Chow Chows AB R H RBI AVG Chin Music AB R H RBI AVG
C.Figgins 3B 3 1 1 0 .375 S.Podsednik DH 4 0 1 0 .125
K.Fukudome RF 4 0 0 0 .000 B.Zobrist 2B 3 0 0 0 .143
T.Helton 1B 4 0 0 0 .000 B-B.Molina C 1 0 0 0 .000
H.Ramirez SS 4 1 2 0 .500 P.Fielder 1B 4 0 1 0 .125
C.Pena DH 4 0 1 2 .143 M.Montero C 3 0 0 0 .286
A.Pagan LF 4 0 1 0 .250 A-A.Cabrera PR,2B 0 0 0 0 .250
C.Counsell 2B 2 0 0 0 .333 T.Hunter CF 3 0 0 0 .286
K.Suzuki C 3 0 0 0 .286 M.Byrd LF 3 0 0 0 .286
M.Bourn CF 3 0 0 0 .286 R.Winn RF 3 0 0 0 .000
B.Inge 3B 3 0 0 0 .000
P.Janish SS 3 0 0 0 .000
-- -- -- --- -- -- -- ---
Totals 31 2 5 2 Totals 30 0 2 0

A-Pinch Ran For Montero In 7th Inning
B-Subbed Defensively (C ) For Zobrist In 8th Inning

Chow Chows...... 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 - 2 5 1
Chin Music...... 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2 0

Chow Chows (2-0) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
C.Carpenter WIN(1-0) 8 2 0 0 0 9 0 0.00 A1 C9
J.Nathan SAVE(1st) 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 D1
Totals 9 2 0 0 0 9 0

Chin Music (0-2) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
B.Arroyo LOSS(0-1) 8 2/3 3 1 1 2 5 0 1.04 A1 D3
L.Gregerson 0 1/3 2 1 1 0 1 0 27.00 D4
Totals 9 5 2 2 2 6 0

ATTENDANCE- 29,501 DATE- Friday, April 17th 2010 TIME- Night
T- 2:38
LEFT ON BASE- Chow Chows: 4 Chin Music: 3
DOUBLE PLAYS- Chow Chows: 0 Chin Music: 1
ERRORS- M.Bourn
DOUBLES- H.Ramirez(1st), C.Pena(1st), P.Fielder(1st)
STOLEN BASES- C.Figgins(2nd)
WALKS- C.Figgins, C.Counsell
STRIKE OUTS- K.Fukudome, C.Pena-2, A.Pagan, M.Bourn-2, S.Podsednik, B.Zobrist,
P.Fielder-2, T.Hunter, R.Winn-2, B.Inge-2
GIDP- K.Fukudome
WILD PITCHES- C.Carpenter, L.Gregerson

Chris Carpenter had a strong outing and shortstop Hanley Ramirez had 2 base
hits as the Illinois Chow Chows topped the Pocono Chin Music by a score of 2
to 0 at Thunderdome.

Illinois came up with the deciding runs in the top of the 9th inning with 2
runs using 3 hits. Chone Figgins kicked off the action when he laced a
base-knock. Two outs later Figgins got a great jump and stole second easily.
Ramirez then slapped a base-hit. Carlos Pena was up next and he doubled.
Luke Gregerson then was wild with a pitch. Angel Pagan was next to the
plate, but was promptly struck out. Illinois had 5 hits for the night while
Pocono had 2.

The victory went to Carpenter(1-0) who went 8 innings, allowing no runs. Joe
Nathan recorded the save, his 1st. Bronson Arroyo(0-1) ended up with the
loss. He pitched 8 and 2/3 innings allowing only 3 hits and 2 walks.









Chow's Doc Too Much for PCM




Strat-O-Matic Report






BOXSCORE: 2010 Illinois Chow Chows At 2010 Pocono Chin Music 4/16/2010

Chow Chows AB R H RBI AVG Chin Music AB R H RBI AVG
C.Figgins 3B 5 0 2 1 .400 S.Podsednik DH 4 0 0 0 .000
K.Fukudome RF 5 0 0 0 .000 B.Zobrist 2B 4 0 1 0 .250
T.Helton 1B 4 0 0 0 .000 P.Fielder 1B 4 0 0 0 .000
H.Ramirez SS 4 1 2 1 .500 M.Montero C 4 0 2 0 .500
C.Pena DH 3 1 0 0 .000 T.Hunter CF 4 1 2 1 .500
A.Pagan LF 4 1 1 0 .250 A.Cabrera SS 4 0 1 0 .250
C.Counsell 2B 4 2 2 1 .500 M.Byrd LF 4 0 2 0 .500
K.Suzuki C 4 0 2 1 .500 R.Winn RF 3 0 0 0 .000
M.Bourn CF 4 0 2 1 .500 B.Inge 3B 3 0 0 0 .000
-- -- -- --- -- -- -- ---
Totals 37 5 11 5 Totals 34 1 8 1


Chow Chows...... 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 2 - 5 11 0
Chin Music...... 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 - 1 8 0

Chow Chows (1-0) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
R.Halladay WIN(1-0) 9 8 1 1 0 10 1 1.00 A1
Totals 9 8 1 1 0 10 1

Chin Music (0-1) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
D.Haren LOSS(0-1) 6 1/3 7 3 3 1 5 1 4.26 A1 C8
D.Meyer 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0.00 C9 D3
T.Coffey 1 1/3 3 2 2 0 1 0 13.50 D4 E1
A.Laffey 0 1/3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0.00 E2
Totals 9 11 5 5 1 8 1

ATTENDANCE- 19,461 DATE- Thursday, April 16th 2010 TIME- Day
T- 3:03
LEFT ON BASE- Chow Chows: 6 Chin Music: 7
DOUBLE PLAYS- Chow Chows: 0 Chin Music: 1
DOUBLES- M.Bourn(1st), A.Cabrera(1st), M.Byrd(1st)
TRIPLES- A.Pagan(1st), C.Counsell(1st)
HOME RUNS- H.Ramirez(1st), T.Hunter(1st)
STOLEN BASES- C.Figgins(1st), C.Counsell(1st)
SACRIFICE HITS- R.Winn
WALKS- C.Pena
STRIKE OUTS- K.Fukudome-2, T.Helton-2, C.Pena, A.Pagan-2, M.Bourn,
S.Podsednik-2, B.Zobrist, P.Fielder-2, M.Montero, T.Hunter,
A.Cabrera, M.Byrd, B.Inge
GIDP- C.Figgins
WEB GEMS- Bot 8th: Kosuke Fukudome robbed Ben Zobrist of a Homerun!

Shortstop Hanley Ramirez blasted a homerun and Roy Halladay dominated striking
out 10 Pocono batters at Thunderdome as the Illinois Chow Chows beat the
Pocono Chin Music by the count of 5 to 1.

Halladay(1-0) was in control of the game from the outset. He gave up just 8
hits and no walks in 9 innings. Illinois banged out 11 hits on the
afternoon.

Dan Haren(0-1) absorbed the loss. Halladay, when asked about his 10 strikeout
performance noted, 'The important thing is that we won, if I get 20 and we
lose, what good does it do our team? But, on the other hand, since we won it
feels great!'








Monday, April 5, 2010

Kershaw, bats down Pilots 8-1 in LCC home opener!




Strat-O-Matic Report






BOXSCORE: 2010 Seattle Pilots At 2010 Lake Champlain Cannibals 4/28/2010
Kershaw, bats down Pilots 8-1 in LCC home opener!

Pilots AB R H RBI AVG Cannibals AB R H RBI AVG
I.Suzuki RF 4 0 1 0 .250 L.Castillo 2B 4 0 0 0 .000
R.Belliard 2B 3 1 0 0 .000 E-K.Johnson PH,2B 1 0 0 0 .000
J.Mauer C 4 0 2 0 .500 N.Johnson 1B 2 1 2 11.000
M.Teixeira 1B 3 0 0 1 .000 C-P.Konerko PH,1B 3 1 1 0 .333
W.Aybar 3B 3 0 0 0 .000 T.Tulowitzki SS 5 2 2 1 .400
J.Dye LF 3 0 0 0 .000 G.Jones LF 1 1 1 01.000
R.Branyan DH 4 0 0 0 .000 B-J.Pierre PR,LF 3 1 2 2 .667
B.Anderson CF 4 0 1 0 .250 J.Drew RF 2 0 0 0 .000
B.Harris SS 4 0 1 0 .250 F-C.Young PH,RF 1 0 0 0 .000
B.McCann C 3 1 1 2 .333
R.Zimmerman 3B 3 1 2 1 .667
H.Matsui DH 0 0 0 0 ----
A-R.Weeks PH 2 0 1 0 .500
D-E.Cabrera PH 2 0 0 0 .000
C.Granderson CF 4 0 1 1 .250
-- -- -- --- -- -- -- ---
Totals 32 1 5 1 Totals 36 8 13 8

A-Pinch Hit For Matsui In 1st Inning
B-Pinch Ran For Jones In 2nd Inning
C-Pinch Hit For Johnson In 4th Inning
D-Pinch Hit For Weeks In 5th Inning
E-Pinch Hit For Castillo In 7th Inning
F-Pinch Hit For Drew In 8th Inning

Pilots.......... 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 1 5 0
Cannibals....... 4 0 1 2 0 1 0 0 - 8 13 0

Pilots (0-1) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
J.Vazquez LOSS(0-1) 0 2/3 4 4 4 1 1 3 54.00 A1 A7
J.Contreras 2 1/3 4 1 1 2 2 0 3.86 A8 C1
A.Rhodes 2 3 2 2 0 0 0 9.00 C2 D1
S.Camp 2 2 1 1 2 1 0 4.50 D2 E2
G.Mota 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0.00 E3
Totals 8 13 8 8 5 5 3

Cannibals (1-0) IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA SCORESHEET
C.Kershaw WIN(1-0) 9 5 1 1 4 10 0 1.00 A1
Totals 9 5 1 1 4 10 0

ATTENDANCE- 29,115 DATE- Tuesday, April 28th 2010 TIME- Day
T- 2:49
LEFT ON BASE- Pilots: 8 Cannibals: 9
DOUBLE PLAYS- Pilots: 0 Cannibals: 0
DOUBLES- I.Suzuki(1st), J.Mauer(1st), T.Tulowitzki(1st), J.Pierre(1st),
C.Granderson(1st)
HOME RUNS- N.Johnson(1st), T.Tulowitzki(1st), B.McCann(1st)
WALKS- R.Belliard, M.Teixeira, W.Aybar, J.Dye, G.Jones, J.Drew-2, B.McCann,
R.Zimmerman
STRIKE OUTS- I.Suzuki, R.Belliard, J.Mauer-2, M.Teixeira, W.Aybar-2, R.Branyan,
B.Anderson, B.Harris, L.Castillo, T.Tulowitzki, J.Drew, R.Weeks,
C.Granderson
WILD PITCHES- J.Contreras, C.Kershaw
WEB GEMS- Top 6th: Troy Tulowitzki robbed Willy Aybar of a base hit.

Clayton Kershaw dominated striking out 10 Seattle batters as the Lake
Champlain Cannibals beat the Seattle Pilots by a score of 8 to
1.

Kershaw(1-0) was in control of the game from the outset. He gave up just 5
hits and 4 walks in 9 innings. Lake Champlain had 13 hits for the afternoon.

Javier Vazquez(0-1) was charged with the loss. He allowed 3 homeruns in 2/3
of an inning of work. Steve Beard was asked about the performance of
Kershaw, 'He had his good stuff out there this afternoon. The fans really
get into it when the strikeouts start mounting up - and that seems to give
him even more adrenalin.'

*** TOP OF INNING 1 ***
0 I.Suzuki 1- 6 2 0 Double b-2
0 2 R.Belliard 1- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
1 2 J.Mauer 4-11 0 Strike Out b-0
2 2 M.Teixeira 0 Wild Pitch 2-3
2 3 M.Teixeira 6- 8 0 Walk b-1
2 1 3 W.Aybar 4- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 1 ***
0 L.Castillo 3- 3 0 Ground Out b-0
1 N.Johnson 4- 9 4 0 Home Run b-H
1 T.Tulowitzk 2-12 2 0 Home Run b-H
1 G.Jones 3- 6 0 Walk b-1
1 1 J.Drew 6- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
2 1 B.McCann 2- 9 3 0 Home Run 1-H b-H
2 R.Zimmerman 1- 9 0 Single b-1
SUBSTITUTE P - Jose Contreras
SUBSTITUTE PH- Rickie Weeks
2 1 R.Weeks 3- 7 0 Single 1-2 b-1
2 12 C.Granderso 0 Wild Pitch 2-3 1-2
2 23 C.Granderso 6- 5 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 2 ***
0 J.Dye 5- 3 0 Ground Out b-0
1 R.Branyan 6- 3 0 Fly Out b-0
2 B.Anderson 1-10 8 0 Single b-1
2 1 B.Harris 3- 3 0 Ground Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 2 ***
0 L.Castillo 5- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
1 N.Johnson 3- 5 0 Single b-1
1 1 T.Tulowitzk 2- 3 12 0 Fly Out b-0
2 1 G.Jones 5- 6 20 0 Single 1-3 b-1
SUBSTITUTE PR- Juan Pierre
2 1 3 J.Drew 4- 7 0 Walk 1-2 b-1
2 123 B.McCann 4- 4 0 Foul Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 3 ***
SUBSTITUTE LF- Juan Pierre
0 I.Suzuki 1- 2 0 Strike Out b-0
1 R.Belliard 4- 9 0 Walk b-1
1 1 J.Mauer 5- 9 0 Double 1-3 b-2
1 23 M.Teixeira 3- 9 0 Ground Out 3-H 2-3 b-0
2 3 W.Aybar 4- 7 0 Walk b-1
2 1 3 J.Dye 6-10 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 3 ***
0 R.Zimmerman 4- 8 0 Walk b-1
0 1 R.Weeks 6- 9 0 Strike Out b-0
1 1 C.Granderso 5- 5 0 Double 1-H b-2
1 2 Pickoff 2-o
2 L.Castillo 3- 5 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 4 ***
0 R.Branyan 2- 7 0 Ground Out b-0
1 B.Anderson 6- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
2 B.Harris 5- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 4 ***
SUBSTITUTE P - Arthur Rhodes
SUBSTITUTE PH- Paul Konerko
0 P.Konerko 6- 6 4 0 Single b-1
0 1 T.Tulowitzk 5- 6 15 0 Double 1-3 b-2
0 23 J.Pierre 2- 7 0 Single 3-H 2-H b-1
0 1 J.Drew 5- 2 0 Pop Out b-0
1 1 B.McCann 6- 5 0 Ground Out 1-2 b-0
2 2 R.Zimmerman 5- 8 0 Fly Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 5 ***
SUBSTITUTE 1B- Paul Konerko
0 I.Suzuki 0 Ground Out b-0
1 R.Belliard 1- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
2 J.Mauer 4- 8 0 Strike Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 5 ***
SUBSTITUTE PH- Everth Cabrera
0 E.Cabrera 6- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
1 C.Granderso 6-11 0 Fly Out b-0
2 L.Castillo 1- 8 18 0 Fly Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 6 ***
0 M.Teixeira 5- 8 16 0 Line Out b-0
1 W.Aybar 6- 5 0 Ground Out b-0
2 J.Dye 6- 8 0 Walk b-1
2 1 R.Branyan 6- 5 0 Ground Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 6 ***
SUBSTITUTE P - Shawn Camp
0 P.Konerko 5- 9 0 Ground Out b-0
1 T.Tulowitzk 4-10 0 Fly Out b-0
2 J.Pierre 6- 9 17 0 Double b-2
2 2 J.Drew 3- 6 0 Walk b-1
2 12 B.McCann 5- 2 0 Walk 2-3 1-2 b-1
2 123 R.Zimmerman 6-10 6 0 Single 3-H 2-3 1-2 b-1
2 123 E.Cabrera 5- 7 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 7 ***
0 B.Anderson 6- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
1 B.Harris 3- 7 0 Single b-1
1 1 I.Suzuki 6-11 0 Fly Out b-0
2 1 R.Belliard 2-10 15 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 7 ***
0 C.Granderso 5- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
SUBSTITUTE PH- Kelly Johnson
1 K.Johnson 1- 6 0 Pop Out b-0
2 P.Konerko 2- 6 0 Ground Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 8 ***
SUBSTITUTE 2B- Kelly Johnson
0 J.Mauer 3-10 0 Single b-1
0 1 M.Teixeira 4- 6 0 Strike Out b-0
1 1 W.Aybar 5- 5 0 Strike Out b-0
2 1 J.Dye 4- 4 0 Fly Out b-0
*** BOTTOM OF INNING 8 ***
SUBSTITUTE P - Guillermo Mota
0 T.Tulowitzk 5- 7 0 Strike Out b-0
1 J.Pierre 3- 8 0 Ground Out b-0
SUBSTITUTE PH- Chris Young
2 C.Young 4- 7 18 0 Line Out b-0
*** TOP OF INNING 9 ***
SUBSTITUTE RF- Chris Young
0 R.Branyan 1- 8 0 Strike Out b-0
1 B.Anderson 2- 4 0 Ground Out b-0
2 B.Harris 6- 5 0 Ground Out b-0








Sunday, April 4, 2010

Hawaiians and Isotopes go to war


No better way to open the home season at Pietruska Park then to have the hated Isotopes come to town for a four game set.

In Game 1, Hawaiians defeated the Topes 4 to 2 behind Jair Jurrjens's fine performance for Honolulu. He went 6 and 2/3 innings surrendering 4 hits and 4 walks. Jurrjens recorded 8 strikeouts. Scott Feldman(0-1) was tagged with the loss. He was knocked around by Honolulu, allowing 9 hits and 2 walks in 6 and 2/3 innings.

Game 2, saw Honolulu get handcuffed by CC Sabathia who allowed only 4 hits through 8 innings enroute to a 4-1 Springfield victory. Shin-soo Choo had 2 hits for the Topes while Brendan Ryan knocked in a pair.

Game 3, saw the Isotopes offense get going at the expense of Roy Oswalt's ERA. The home pitcher gave up 8 runs in 6 1/3. Clayton Richard came on to throw gasoline on the fire as the Topes torched him for 5 more runs in 2 2/3 on their way to a 13-5 thrashing of the boys of Aloha. Adam Dunn was 4 for 6 with 5 ribbys and his buddy Lance Berkman was 3 for 5 with 5 ribbys. Jason Marquis got the win despite allowing 15 baserunners in 6 2/3.

A nasty crowd gathered for Game 4 and the Hawaiians came out in a foul mood. The wind was blowing out and so were alot of baseballs as the Hawaiians came back from an early 4-1 deficit to thrash the Topes 20-8. Justin Verlander went the distance but clearly didnt have his best stuff allowing all 8 SPR runs. The Hawaiian offnse greeted AJ Burnett rather rudely, chasing him in the second with a 6 spot. They also threw 8 runs up in the 8th for good measure laying a beating on Danys Baez. Every Hawaiian hitter stroked at least one single, while Miguel Tejada had four hits and Scott Rolen scored 5 runs, knocked in 4 and had two round trippers.

The Hawaiians will face the Road Kill in their next series and hope to get their pitching back on track after a shaky opening series.