Dempster: I Don't Get No Respect

I'm leading NASBL in wins, but when my team releases a story about next year's starting rotation, I don't even get a mention! What are they trying to tell me?

I get selected to start the All-Star game, and the best the league press release says about me is, "Lowe holds a measurable advantage over Dempster as the starter."

No matter what I do, I Just Don't Get No Respect.

Well, I'd just like to make one thing clear to Less Filling fanbois who think it's over because I'm starting the All-Star game - It Ain't Over till I decide it's Over!"

Tastes Great is going to kick Less Filling butt!