Friday, March 12, 2010

THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA!

Carlos Zambrano's career with the Georgia Roadkill was cut short after a reported fight broke out in the dugout at the club's Spring Training complex at Lake Buena Vista, FL.

Details are sketchy at this point as the initial report had "Big Z" involved with A.J. Pierzynski but now it seems that "NBT" (Next Big Thing) top prospect Matt Wieters had to be seperated by several teammates including AJP & Jeff Francoeur. Zambrano was sporting a large welt over his left eye & shouted "I'll be throwing heat for The 'Kill long after that punk is finished".

GM Miller was overheard saying "MY NAME IS JOHNNY & IT MIGHT BE A SIN BUT I'LL TAKE YOUR BET, YOU'RE GONNA REGRET, 'COS I'M THE BEST THAT'S EVER BEEN". He then immediately contacted Chow Chows GM Brad Sherlag & sent "Big Z" packing (with GRK's 2011 #4 pick) for James Shields & ILL's 2011 #1 draft pick.

1 comment:

Iron Pig Press said...

Fantastic! Weiters is making an impact already and the season has not even begun. The mark of a true leader. The moral of the story, don't mess with a guy whose nickname should be THOR. The spies report has it that Markakis and Gallardo have that look in their eyes also!