Outlaw Dedicates New Pitching Facility At Wreckin' So Field

Every team's players have their unique needs, and Outlaw officials took a step towards meeting their pitching staff's greatest need by opening a fully-staffed surgical unit inside Wreckin' So Field. Some players want fancy cars, some want big houses, some want publicity and the limelight, and some just want money. But Outlaw pitchers were nearly unanimous in their request for a top-shelf medical facility. Scott Kazmir (strained elbow), Jake Peavy (strained elbow), Rich Harden (strained shoulder), Tim Hudson (Tommy John surgery), Joey Devine (Tommy John surgery) all stand to benefit from Outlaw's state-of-the-art medical facility. Rumors that the team is using the facility to woo Brandon Webb, Joel Zumaya, Daisuke Matsuzaka, and Been Sheets have met with no response from Outlaw officials.