Iron Pigs on the Move?

The local tabloids are reporting that several players have recently met with the manager and are requesting a trade. Sluggers Adam Lind, Gabe Kapler, Cody Ross as well as pitchers Phil Hughes, Brian Sanches and Clay Zavada were all seen exiting the clubhouse at the same time, much later than the rest of the team. Unconfirmed sources stated that all six players were scowling and refused to comment. The interested IronPig fan, (Albert Pujol's mom) was concerned that the aforementioned players were considering forming a syndicate and going on strike. She was concerned that if that happened, her defensive minded son might be relied upon too much offensively. She was worried that this might be damaging to his fragile ego. The team refused to comment on the alleged meeting saying that it is "an internal issue, and will be dealt with appropriately". Stay tuned for further developments.