Thursday, July 8, 2010

LeBron Chooses the Surf

EXPN braking news - in a surprise move LeBron decides to vacate the Cavaliers and hometown Akron, Ohio for the shores of Miami. It was unclear for a week where the King would land. This fabled giant boy of a man - where will he go.

LeBron did his obligotory interview with the New York Knights and even gave Trash Heap fans a glimmer of hope in New Jersey. Bears fans of Grundy County Illinois were his last interview and he spent more time with Jack Howard than any other NASBL manager who traveled to Akron. In all 6 teams wooed the King, but with no Akron team in the running (I can see it now - The Akron Tire Treads - with a motto of "We will roll over you".

The best part of this article is that it is short - unlike the press conference where the same thing was said by LeBron 8,327 times - I want to Win now, next year, the year after that, for the next 20 years of my NBA career. Me and Shaq.

Mark Hildebrandt asks - why didn't LeBron talk to us - The Outlaw Josey Wales are defending NASBL Champions and all we want is his big bat.

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