Down Goes Feliz!

The ink was barely dry on the new 3 year contract with future ace Neftali Feliz when the Roadkill front office announced that he would be immediately be assigned to the 15 day DL. The GRK front office was in damage control when GM Miller stated "We noticed something in his delivery that could cause some long-term issues & we just want to make sure NeFe can join YoGo & Volquez on the '13 staff". When the AJC questioned how thorough the GRK front office evaluated Feliz before commiting a #1 pick GM Miller shot back "Look with our playoff run this year who could we get with the #1...Goldschmidt, Minor? Doubtful anyone will be trading down next draft. Feliz can help us in a key setup role & fully expect him to compete for a rotation spot next season." When asked if the club expected compensation from last season champ LVI, GM Miller was interrupted by an urgent call from a Dr Andrews.