Sunday, January 16, 2011

Outlaw Adds Kemp

Outlaw Josey Wales is pleased to introduce the newest member of the team, Matt Kemp. The team has been searching for a true centerfielder of the future ever since Kenny Lofton patrolled the open reaches of Wreckin' So Field. Kemp comes with some performance issues in the current year, and the price of a high first round draft pick was steep, but this young man has too much talent to pass up. Outlaw lifestyle coach Shemp Howard will be working full time with Matt to remove some, uh, distractions from his life and refocus the young man's energy on baseball, baseball, and baseball. If he is successful, Outlaw will finally have found it's centerfielder for the 10s.

1 comment:

keithninety said...

Kemp had a pretty good career with the Knights, the team that drafted him in the first round of the 2008 draft. In three seasons, spanning 291 games, Kemp batted .306 with an .830 OPS and 40 stolen bases in 51 attempts. In 2010, his best (and last) year in New York, Kemp hit .319 with 25 homers, 66 RBI, 17steals and 92 runs scored.