Fans of the reigning World Series Champion Outlaw Josey Wales were stunned by the surprise, unilateral reassignment of Adrian Gonzalez to divisional rival New Jersey Trash Heap. Never in the history of the North American Strat-O-Matic Baseball League has a team been declared so dominant that the commissioner has had to act in the best interests of baseball by breaking them up.
NASBL's surprise dictate was hidden in their press release proclaiming "2 players have collected 6 hits in a game in NASBL 2010. One was NJT's Adrian Gonzalez, against the New York Knights. The other was Juan Pierre of LCC against.... the New York Knights!"
Rumors abound in Outlaw Pond that Adrian Gonzalez himself lobbied the NASBL commissioner for this move after team officials ignored his repeated requests to move in the 400-foot right field wall (LHBPHR-0).
Outlaw officials had nothing to say other than "As far as we know, Adrian Gonzalez is a Wales. Period."
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