Sunday, October 26, 2008

Iron Pigs Welcome Newest Hog

Bethlehem management is pleased to announce the newest member of the IronPig family, Todd Helton. GM Kevin Burns was practically gushing when the deal was finalized. Todd has been one of my favorite players for many years. His combination of defense and on base ability is second to none. He will bring a steadying influence to the Iron Pigs infield and transform the infield defense into a strength. We are slightly concerned about his durability and age, but when the opportunity presented itself, we had to pull the trigger.

Helton joins new IronPigs Derek Jeter, Chase Utley and Russell Martin to form a strong infield. This move allows Hank Blalock to return to 3b and should provide a very solid infield offensively and defensively.

We expect Todd's power numbers to dip somewhat next season as he gets acclimated to the spacious ballpark. We believe that emerging sluggers Carlos (San) Quentin, Josh (Oooooh what a big stick I've got) Hamilton, and Chase (chicks dig the longball) Utley bring enough power (and enough nicknames) to allow for a successful marketing campaign next season. Stay tuned for further developments.

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