Shields vs. Uggie - Update

Well, it looks like Uggie was able to make good on Ozzie Guillen's threat. While behind bars, rumor has it that Urbina was the mastermind behind the recent attack on the much maligned VFS setup man, Scot Shields.

This photo was purchased by the blog (outbidding US Weekly and the now defunct NASBL Times), it clearly shows the damage done to Shields' arm. Wait, what's that? Uggie's uglies missed their target. The mangled arm in the photo is clearly the glove hand of Shields. Where was this picture taken? Certainly not in the Sioux training room. The background has the look of a seedy middle-man warehouse distribution center run by Johnny Sacks. Note the cheap office furniture and shag carpet, those items are clearly below the standard set at Sioux nation.

When asked about this SNAFU, Uggie hid this scrawled message for us in the prison laundry cart, "The left arm, the right arm, I do not take care of. When do you swing a machete the objective always is not struck, but the result desired is achieved."

Now that Shields can't hold a glove, what does the future hold for him in the Sioux rotation. Sioux GM Justin Rabidoux opined in choppy French-Canadian-English "The Scotsman renounces only doubles and dingers, therefore this is not as if he needs the glove to receive his position. This "injury" will not relieve Scotsman its duties, call me when there is the blood."