Monday, May 31, 2010

Where in the world is Pennylegion?


As game results come in from such far reaching place as Honolulu, the world wonders where the heck is Seattle Pilot's owner Frank Pennylegion. Notoriously early in his submission of game results, the silence from the left coast has become deafening.

Rumors abound as to his whereabouts. Some say he can be found partying with new girlfriend Kate Hudson (seen here leaving THE ALIBI ROOM CLUB) as the two hop from club to club around Pioneer Square. Others wonder aloud if a disgruntled employee packed him in foam peanuts and discount shipped him to Bora Bora. Maybe the answer is much more simplistic yet common in the strat world: a serious finger injury which will not allow him to hit the swing away button on his game, rendering him unable to play. Speculation is running rampant on internet blogs as everyone seems to have a thought on the matter.

Seattle police are looking into the missing person reports filed by Frank's league mates. The commissioner is also said to be investigating and when he is found, it will surely be reported on NASBL news.

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