Monday, February 9, 2009

Ryan Howard Signs New Deal With 0-0 Griz

The Griz signed Howard to a new 3 year deal for $60 M. We had to pay more than Philly because our latest ballpark changes creates new challenges for Ryan and he would rather play elsewhere.

Ryan will have to sacrifice his BP stroke as will all Griz this season. The walls were pushed back and raised. The walls now sit 440 feet from home plate in straight away center and 360 down the lines. The walls were raised from 12 feet to 1486 foot heights. This virtually will erase all those cheap homeruns teams collected when selecting a one or a two split card.

Griz management in its infinite wisdom after acquiring some wall bangers - Howard - Uggla adding to Cabrera & Morneau adjusted walls to make it all most impossible for its wall bangers to clear.

Yet we hear singing.

Where is it coming from?

Oh its the Bullpen Quartet.

They sound so happy.

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