Monday, August 6, 2007

Sioux stars shine bright in mid-season classic - Commish Beard Still Confused


The All-Star game means lots of things to lots of people. For the Vermont Fighting Sioux participants it meant this:

A chance to excel on a big stage and bask in the spotlight

Showcasing the deep talent pool that is the VFS roster

And most importantly, lock up home field advantage for the NASBL World Series. We are expecting NASBL GM Steve "Bud" Beard to announce that the NASBL will mirror MLB's practice of awarding home field to the winning league in the All Star game. However, it's worth noting that we have lost many a bet expecting "Triple Bogie" Beard to do the right thing.

So, with the stage set to achieve the above goals, here's how the Sioux players did:

- Albert Pujols, HR, Game MVP
- John Lackey, Perfect IP, winning pitcher
- Jorge Posada, 3 run HR

When cornered at the game, Triple Bogie's confused state was captured on camera.

2 comments:

LCC said...

The confusion is regarding the pressing question: Who has the bigger head? Steroid Barry or the egotistical Sioux Chieftain?

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