Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Outlaw Installs Whiskey Bars in the Dugout & Bullpen

Reeling from criticism that the Wales were wound too tight emotionally to put away last year's TGLCS after building a 3 - 2 series lead, GM Hildebrant proclaimed that there has got to be big changes in clubhouse attitudes this year. Apparently the beer that flowed in the bullpen wasn't enough to relax the high-pressure players and prevent the team's stunning LCS collapse that ended the year in bitter disappointment.

"This year, we are going to supplement the bullpen beer with whiskey in the clubhouse and the bullpen. And to be clear, imbibing will be mandatory. We won't tolerate slackers on this team," announced the GM.

Veteran leader Big Papi Ortiz addressed the team after he announcement. "We're here to play baseball. You know what I'm saying? This ain't no bar. Oh wait. Maybe it is."

1 comment:

Iron Pig Press said...

I will drink to that! Cheers!