Friday, October 3, 2014

Pre-Playoff Doldrums

In an unexpected move, LVI GM Burns is considering joining the sellers market for the upcoming season.  He was overheard saying "In-season trades have somewhat crippled our possibilities for success for the upcoming season".

Please consider the following trade pieces for your 2015 playoff aspirations.......

Catcher Devin Mesoraco, the pride of Punxutawney PA hit .272 with 50 xbh in 440 at bats
OF Jayson Werth, 629 at bats with a solid .292 average and better than 1 xbh per 10 at bats
1B Adam Lind, half season card with nifty 354/409/533 split vsR
S Hisashi Iwakuma, 28 starts of very low WHIP
CL Koji Uehara, ho hum, another season of fantastic stats over 64 innings

Most of the other players on my roster could be had if the price was right.  Inquire within....

2 comments:

Jack Howard - Grundy Counth Grizzlies said...

When a team's players learn of an owner's discontent going into the playoffs - they usually will wear BLACK SOX

Iron Pig Press said...

That sounds like a scandal brewing. Better alert Las Vegas and the press!