Friday, January 18, 2013

IronPigs Looking for Ideas for New Promotions







Due to fan complaints with recent Moose Taco promotions, the promotion have been canceled. Numerous patrons became ill while attempting to choke down the poor product this past season.  Since the promotion was Mike's idea, we decided it was in the best interest of our fan base to cancel him as well. The unpopular infielder never quite hit it off with his teammates. We believed it was in the best interests of the team to make a move. Management is currently considering reinstating previously successful promotions such as Topless Tuesday's, Dress Like Longoria Day and Free Beer Friday's.  Stay tuned for further details.

    
       


5 comments:

jawga said...

Iron Pig Marketing should google what Florence, KY independent baseball club has planned for their Manti Te'o promotion this season.

Iron Pig Press said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

ojw said...

Topless Longoria Day!

ojw said...

Outlaw has always had success with nickel whiskey night.

Haymakers said...

"Late Thursday evening, an independent baseball team, the Florence (Ky.) Freedom, announced it would have "Manti Te'o Girlfriend Bobblehead Day."

As part of the promotion in late May, the first 1,000 fans will get an empty bobblehead box, there will be a pretend kiss cam for fans to kiss their imaginary friends and there will be an imaginary food fight in the kids' area, as well as an air guitar contest."

Damn....