Santana Tabloid Scandal

In a surprise move, pitcher Johan Santana was traded to the Hawaiians. In a previous article, he was shown giving a thumbs up to the camera while dressed in street clothes. It was reported that the woman in the picture with him was his wife. Our crack investigative reporters have discovered that the woman seen with him was not his wife. A better photograph of the woman in question is shown at the right side of this article. We are offering a "substantial reward" for the correct identification of the mystery woman. If anyone has any knowledge as to the identity of the woman in question, please contact the Enquirer at 555-328-7448. We hope that the resulting firestorm/scandal will not damage his psyche too badly for the coming season.