IronPigs Strengthen(?!?) Pitching Staff

In the continuing quest to create a pitching staff that features all Tommy John surgery pitchers, the IronPigs are pleased to announce the addition of Francisco Liriano. Liriano, who sadly will be an improvement over most of the frauds on our staff, is coming off surgery and will not be relied on heavily to carry much of the burden of the pitching staff. He will likely be used in a mop role. It is rumored that the IronPigs are in negotiations with other prospective players who might fit the bill. Management denied the rumor that Tommy John himself was being contacted.